That would be a presidential debate I might actually watch.
Cat in the Hat: “I know some good games we could play,” Said the cat. “I’ll add some new taxes,” Said the Cat in the Hat. “A lot of good taxes. I will show them to you. The congress will not mind at all if I do.”
Sam I Am (featuring his VP, that other guy from Green Eggs and Ham): Do you like my budget plans? I do not like them, Sam I Am. I do not like those budget plans. … You don’t like taxes. So you say. Cut them! Cut them! And you may. Cut them and you may, I say!